-five years of country living. Forty-five years of backyard chaos.

They tell you home ownership is a dream. What they don’t tell you is that your land is actually governed by a secret committee of disgruntled wildlife, eccentric neighbors, and unpredictable weather events—and you’re just the tenant.

In The Homestead Chronicle: Series 1, take a hilarious peek over the fence into nearly half a century of backyard history. This collection of laugh-out-loud short stories chronicles the real, raw, and ridiculous side of maintaining a homestead. From legendary battles against brilliant garden pests to the everyday absurdities of keeping the property standing, these stories prove that the great outdoors is less about peaceful serenity and more about survival of the funniest.

Inside this collection, you’ll discover:

The Wild Kingdom (Vs. You): True tales of outsmarting—and being routinely outsmarted by—the local fauna.

Property Lines & Punchlines: The unforgettable mishaps, DIY disasters, and triumphs that come with forty-five years on the same plot of land.

Bite-Sized Laughs: Quick, punchy, and heartwarming short stories perfect for a morning coffee read or a bedtime chuckle.

Whether you’re a seasoned homesteader who has fought the same backyard battles, or a suburbanite who prefers their nature viewed safely from a window, The Homestead Chronicle Series 1 is a charming, witty reminder that the best stories are always grown right at home.

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