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Bring the Chaos to Your Book Club! Looking for a book that will actually make your club laugh out loud? The Homestead Chronicle Series 1 is the perfect short-story escape. To get the party started, every chapter includes hard-hitting story telling regarding who is actually in charge of the property: the humans, the “Old Man,” or the local wildlife or the gatekeeper? At what point during a DIY project does it become socially acceptable to walk away and let nature reclaim the building? If you had to face down a rogue woodland creature, what would your strategy be?
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